A spoof on the already hilarious Cutie Honey (which you should seriously watch if you have not!) Tsuyoshi plays our hero(ine) who magically transforms into “Cutie Tsuney.” A testament to my Japanese skills, the only word I can pull from the intro song is “oshiri,” and I am very okay with anything that features Tsuyoshi’s “oshiri.” ;)
Also, Nakai’s cameo = A+.
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Nakai manly shuffling in his high-heels DESTROYS ME. Especially since Kimura is right next to him, walking like the classiest lady the world has ever seen. <3
I love SMAP’s softbank commercials so much.
Long time, no tumble, my precious precious Smappie followers. D: My real life got a little too real this month, so I’ve been recovering from all that. I’m back in action, though, and ready to spread the SMAP love all across Tumblr. <3
During my little hiatus, I got attached to a new dorama that just started airing, Ikemen Desu Ne. When I went out in search of our boys’ latest lolz, I was pleased to see they’d already taken a jab at this. <3
Also, please tell me I’m not the only one who can’t stop looking at Shingo’s… er… yeah, you know. X3
shinobu paris (by linkie18)
OMG. LOOK AT THOSE LEGS + the ultra short skirt. My favourite bit begins at 8:55.
Shinobu (Kimura Takuya): Kore. *gives Paris Hilton photo of himself*
Paris: He is hot, sexy.
Shinobu: (in own voice) HORAAA!
Kimura Takuya, STILL MORE OF A WOMAN THAN YOU’LL EVER BE.
KIMURA - Cinderella
Hey guys, there were some of you who wanted to know where the screencaps of Kimura in a “Cinderella” dress was from, so here’s the clip I found it in! Check out the rest of this youtube users vids, they’re very funny, and all SMAP ;)
This is without subs (not that you need them to understand something’s amazing when you see it ;D ) but I’ll give a very limited, rough translation of what the song’s about:
(The skit is about Takarazuka theatre: A theatre where females play the roles of men.((Oh, and the vid is long, so if you don’t want to see the skit before this one, this one starts around 3:05! Enjoy!))
Song Title: Wakaranakutekita = “I don’t understand/ I’ve come to not understand”
Shingo: Ore wa otoko ni natta (I became a man.)
Goro: Boku mo otoko ni nareta (I too, became (used to being) a man.)
Both: Washira wa saisho kara (From the beginning *something*…)
(MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS! ……xD )
Goro: Wakaranakunatte kita (I’ve come to not understand..)
Both: Otoko ni nareta no ni (…because we (were able to) become men..)
Kimura: Mannaka ni iru, washi koso wa onna ( either: Here in the middle, I’m just a woman. -or- Needed in the middle, here is a/the lady….((you get the picture)
Shingo/Goro: Wakaranai sa, kore de otoko ni nareta no ni ( We don’t get it, because with this we/you became a man!)
All: Sore de ii no ka? (Is it ok, just like that?/ Is it alright with (just) that?)
MERRY MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAAS 8D
Kimura: Ore wa docchi demo ii no saaaa (I am… ok with both/whatever it is, I’m ok with it, you know..! ((Implying, man or woman, I don’t care :P )
OK! That was a very rough, bad translation in no shape good enough to be considered ok, but I hope it gives you a clue, yeah?
Wah! I think this might be the most magical performance I’ve ever seen. <3
Here’s a video from this week’s episode of SmapxSmap - it features the boys performing “We are SMAP!” (which was the first SMAP song that I fell head over heels for - tears forever) with the amazing acrobats of the Cirque du Soleil show, KOOZA. In the beginning of the video when Shingo is speaking, the painting in the background (in case you don’t remember!) is the one that Shingo painted based on his being so inspired by the KOOZA show and its performers. <3
Definitely one of their more unique collabs, please enjoy! <3
